THE GREATEST FONT-BASED CHILD MOLESTOR JOKE EVER WRITTEN

I know it is a mighty claim, but it’s a very specific one, too.

Apparently Lou Perlman, the boy band svengali (the media loves to call him that) responsible for creating bands such as Backstreet Boyz, N*SYNC, O Town, and Take 5, is now being accused of molesting or making advances on many the young boys whose careers he was responsible for.

(Wait for it…)

I heard before Lou Perlman had sex with the members of O Town, they were just called “o Town.”

You’re welcome, The Internet.

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