Who would win???
- Steve Z vs. Giant Crab
- Ted Jacobs vs. The Masked Extruder
- Dr. Joon-Wee-Houk vs. Garbage Fist
- That Nice Boy from Down the Street vs. Stomach Cancer
- Stanley Trout, Assistant Manager, Walgreens vs. Professor Yell
- The Bar-Mitzvah Boys vs. The B’nai Brith Girls
- Butterfly Enthusiast vs. Smash!Smash!Smash!
- My Lovely Wife, Trisha vs. Arnold Punchenfacer
