Todd Levin

OK, I signaled the end of cute prematurely. Forget about those baby-eating babies for a moment. Now close your eyes, and let your mind drift safely to this, the new cutest thing imaginable: an overweight, full-grown construction worker drinking milk through a straw, right out of the carton. I saw one of these this morning and I just about made a pee. If you’d prefer, you can also mentally add a slingshot to the hammer loop in his coveralls, but that’s entirely up to you. I just call them as I see them.