At the video store, trying to decide between Black Orpheus and Black Caesar, I heard a loud exclamation from the “HORROR AND GHOULS”. It was a nine year-old girl, kneeling on the ground with a video box in her hand. She was shouting, “AWWWW RIGHT! ZOMBIES!!”
Little girl, if you were 15 – 22 years older I would make you my wife. (sadly, more like 11-18 years.) (even more sadly, more like 10 – 12 years.)
