10 MOVIES FOR WHICH I LOUDLY ANNOUNCED A THEATRICAL BOYCOTT BUT WOUND UP RENTING AND WATCHING ALONE IN THE DARK, ANYWAY, IN 2003

[it should be noted, some of these films were released theatrically prior to 2003.]

  1. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
  2. Bad Boys II
  3. Daredevil*
  4. The Sweetest Thing*
  5. Equilibrium
  6. Formula 51
  7. Kissing Jessica Stein
  8. Adventures of Pluto Nash*
  9. Rollerball (with ll cool j)*
  10. The Car That Drove Wicked Fast Into A Plate Glass Window, Followed By The Cop That Shot The Thing That Blew All The Columbians Up And Then Turned Away From The Explosion Super-Slow Just Before A Pretty Lady With Dirt On Her Face Kissed Him Really Hard On The Mouth And The Chief Of Police Shook His Head Really Slow And Smiled, Knowing He Was Going To Return That Cop’s Badge First Thing In The Morning, But Not Before He Kicked The Bossy, Meddlesome Federal Agent In The Nads**

*indicates I did not complete this viewing
**indicates I saw this film numerous times

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