HOW TO EXTRACT PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT VIDEOS REVIEWED AND REJECTED FOR PATIENT ASSISTANCE AT THE NEW YORK CITY ADVANCED FERTILITY SERVICES CLINIC

  • No Entry [grounds for rejection: “no entry”]
  • Exploding Penis Terror Gang-Bang
  • Limp Dicked Faggots, Vol. 3
  • Dr. Dirtdick Fucks Your Mom in 3-D [grounds for rejection: “3-D glasses easy to lose, difficult to clean”]
  • Cumshot Holocaust
  • Pee Freaks 12, Volume 3: Yellow Fever [grounds for rejection: “niche”]
  • The Brown Bunny [grounds for rejection: “ponderous”]
  • Super Sex Fuckers in Love [grounds for rejection: “too romantic”]
  • The Dirty Doms Force You to Drink Your Own Cum, Vol. 2 [grounds for rejection: “failure to produce working samples”]
  • Pushin’ it to the Limit: Bangkok Holiday [grounds for rejection: “content pushes well beyond anticipated limit”]
  • Two Tons of Titmeat [grounds for rejection: “excessive titmeat”]
  • Itty, Bitty Tiny Titties [grounds for rejection: “inadequate titmeat”]
  • 9 1/2 Teats [grounds for rejection: “1/2 breast too many/too few”]
  • Fertility Clinic Spy Cameras XXX
  • The Amazing Gay Panda Adventure
  • Burn Victim Orgasm Faces Mega-Collection
  • Hell is for Masturbators
  • Lukewarm Anal Action
  • Poisoned Pissholes
  • Dr. Dirtdick Fucks You While Your Mom Watches and Shakes Her Head Disapprovingly: Filmed in XXX Mirror Holo-Vision
  • Semen-Sniffing Nurses
  • Semen-Sniffing Lab Technicians
  • Semen-Sniffing Medical Couriers
  • Semen-Sniffing Freaks Who Purchase Blackmarket Semen from Medical Couriers Expressly for the Purposes of Sniffing, and Then Encourage Said Couriers to Replace the Missing Specimens with Regular Ivory SoftSoap to Cover Routine Random Inventory Checks
  • Peter Boyle Scat Party [grounds for rejection: “uconscionable”]

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