I’m really looking forward to visiting the Bronx Zoo this summer:
There’s a great moment in the MSNBC video where the reporter says, “thankfully, the chimp dropped the rifle.” I love that he suggests this story had the potential for a killing spree. Given what I know of chimp behavior (EVERYTHING), I would guess that if the chimp hadn’t dropped the rifle, the most likely scenario would have been a licking-and-chewing-on-rifle spree. Quit trying to scare us, MSNBC! Do your homework. You know apes only know how to do a few things:
- eat stuff (bananas, rifles)
- swing around on stuff
- grin and sometimes flap lips to let you know it’s time to laugh
- give old ladies the finger
- punch bad guys in the face
- play dead when you shoot them with a finger gun
- be dead when you shoot them with a metal and bullets gun
- run a fancy hotel
- disappoint film critics and box office expectations
That’s pretty much it, except maybe enslave the human race, too…uh oh! SOMEONE CALL MSNBC!!!
